11 Jul 2013

Anonymous The Creed


THE CREED
1. Anonymous is an immaterial idea

2. Anonymous is a living, breathing, entity

3. Any individual can become Anonymous

4. Not all can join the collective

5. Anonymous has no head

6. Anonymous speaks for itself

7. No one speaks for Anonymous

8. Justice is the will of Anonymous

9. Chaos is justice

10. Lulz empowers and justice unites

Those who follow the creed are Anonymous. Those who make the
attaining of knowledge their highest priority, are of the 
collective.

- Anonymous
(1) 
The will of Anonymous is unclassifiable and therefore is 
unconquerable. 
This is the root of its purpose. For kingdoms 
and armies whose objectives and goals are obvious are easily 
manipulated and destroyed. 
When you know what your peers want or 
need, you know exactly how to control them.
 Anonymous needs nor 
wants anything. It has no moral brackets that one could use to 
predict it’s behavior. 
Its transparent unpredictability is an 
impenetrable shield which no manipulative force can hinder or 
tame. 
Anonymous is the unconfined will of every human being. It 
is the accumulation of the wills of every man on Earth, and 
all of their desires for knowledge and freedom from oppressors.


(2) 
Anonymous has always existed. It has toppled both mighty 
nations and militant kings. 
Emperors and tyrants feared it in 
obsessive paranoia, for they knew Anonymous was all around them, 
ready to strike with an infected dagger. 
Anonymous is the eater 
of kings. Like a mighty serpent without a head that still 
slithers in momentous accord. Its prey are rodents, pack-rats 
of material wealth and selfish personal agendas. They cannot 
remove the head of 
Anonymous, for it never had one. Those who 
claim great power will never hope to amass enough to not shiver 
when Anonymous’ name is mentioned in their presence. “They are 
the greatest fools of all”, says 
Anonymous. “All of the clever 
manipulation of men they pride themselves in, and yet they do 
not know? 
It is their own actions which craft me. 
It is their greed and desire for control over others which breathes power 
into me. You desire me gone?” Asks Anonymous. “Easy. All you 
must do is remove yourself.”

(3) 
That which you dream most personally, Anonymous dreams of 
equally. You are Anonymous. Others are Anonymous. Any locomotive 
matter which thinks and feels is 
Anonymous. Anonymous is the 
extension which connects you to billions of others internally. 
We are a collective of shared experiences, and on the macro 
scale these interactions merge into a single entity. 
Anonymous 
is that which exists in your brain which feels and knows you 
better than any human ever will. 
Anonymous is the truth in your 
mind which tells you when you lie to yourself. It knows you that 
well. It equally knows each and every other man, whom are just 
as intricate and complex as you – though they may not always 
portray it. 
When you denounce the false identity that you and 
others set up for you (the mask of enslavement), you become 
Anonymous. Through it you become everyone. Through Anonymous, 
everyone becomes you.

(4) 
Anonymous speaks his own language. This language is 
knowledge, learning, and persistence. 
He is too cruel for many
and too intelligent for most.
 Many misinterpret his astonishing 
wit for something vile and outright morally malevolent. Those 
who cannot speak his language or share in his laughter are useless to him. Many are like acquaintances to Anonymous, but 
few are truly his friends. Do not weep if he ignores you, curses 
you, or calls you a fool. Study and show yourself approved. Know 
Anonymous, his past and present, and he will add your 
distinctiveness to his own. Prove your usefulness. 
Make proper 
grammar a habit in his presence. Be knowledgeable in the 
sciences and choose music of fine taste. These are the things 
Anonymous so truly indulges in. Come to him as a fool, and 
expect to be cast out with words of chastening. 
Take it not as 
words of diminishment, but lessons of improvement. Again, for 
those of wit who understand the analogy; many wish to be in 
Anonymous’ presence, but few are mentally compatible for the
Conversation with him.

(5)
 A tyrant will extinguish you by removing your head. An 
enemy will disperse your cause by removing its leader. 
Anonymous 
never had a head. It removed it itself for the very sake of 
becoming immortal. 
No one knows its face or can recognize it’s 
features, but the lack there of is what we remember. Controlists 
vainly swing a blade at Anonymous’ throat. They do not sever 
flesh, nor draw blood. 
Anonymous only laughs at this display of 
their weakness and lack of understanding. 
Anonymous becomes more 
confident, and with that, more powerful. Therefore, remove your 
own head and become undefined. 
Remove your own head and taste of 
the challis of immorality. 
Remove your head, or you display it to be removed by tyrants. Anonymous is a snake with no head, 
who’s bite slays kings. 
Do not think that your ego or identity 
will frighten your enemy, for it only gives them something to 
hate and devour. 
Anonymous cannot suffer this fate, for 
Anonymous is but an idea, crafted in the lust of hope.

(6) 
When Anonymous speaks, his words ring true. This is how 
you know 
Anonymous’ voice, for within the fabric of every 
syllable is truth and empowerment. Anonymous speaks not of 
oppressing, murdering, or profit. 
Those who think he does have 
yet to comprehend the punch line. 
When Anonymous speaks, you 
will see the message everywhere. You will feel the words and 
understand them because you yourself have longed their meaning 
in your past.
 Anonymous is entitled to press his opinions 
anywhere, unrestricted of the laws of the foolish and petty. 
Those who ask him to be silent are, themselves, silenced.

Anonymous speaks and his words are his own laws. 
He knows no 
bounds in words and knowledge – he speaks poems of salvation and 
poems of hate. He speaks them all at once and whenever he so 
pleases.

(7)
 Individuals who speak for 
Anonymous or try to vainly 
define Anonymous are always wrong. Even if they are right, they 
are still wrong. Only Anonymous can speak for itself, for the 
collective knows itself and the entity they embody. 
Anyone who claims that 
Anonymous is anything but a contradiction is wrong. 
They are misinformed and should seek knowledge before speaking. 
No one speaks for
 Anonymous, not even Anonymous. Here are three 
enemies of Anonymous who claim its right to speak: leaders, 
representatives, and officials. 
Anonymous has none of these for 
there is no rank but nothing and no higher authority than 
Anonymous. 
Judge Anonymous by the contents of his words and 
never his name or appearance, or be exposed as the fool you are.

(8) 
Weak and strong – when out of accord, justice is 
demanded. Compassion for the feeble is a trait of the 
evolved. Anonymous is the embodiment of these cries, for without 
the oppressors of justice, we would not know Anonymous. 
Anonymous is born from the actions of the unjust, just as force 
on an object drives it forward. 
Those who craft injustice sign 
the deed to their own demise, of which 
Anonymous then seals. The 
eyes of Anonymous cover the globe. There are over nine-thousand 
in total. They constantly search for misconduct without rest or 
distraction. There is no action 
Anonymous can carry out which 
does not bloom some form of justice. It is the will of the 
collective to be treated justly, and therefore they radiate 
justice unto others.

(9)
 The universe is composed of collision and cohesion. High 
pressure and low pressure. Chaos is change and change is life.
 Anonymous is in constant flux. 
It is the embodiment of change. 
When Anonymous demands justice, it asks not for stagnant order, 
but disarray and destruction.
 Anonymous seeks to set fire the 
overgrown fields of the social order so that their ashes may 
nutrient the growth of healthy plants.
 Anonymous is not subject 
to so-called “moral facts”, for they are but figments of the 
mind and in constant flux.
 The compassion of the collective is 
balanced impeccably on the scales of life with equal quantities 
of logic. 
Anonymous is both the destroyer and the peacemaker. 
Whatever remains motionless becomes a hoard of mold and 
bacteria. 
Anonymous seeks out stagnate order and stirs life into 
it. Wherever new ideas and newfound knowledge is kept 
imprisoned, Anonymous will be there to make deserts out of 
cities.

(10)
 The collective is a perfect balance of imperfection. 
Those whom seek to be portrayed as only good will be seen as 
weak for associating only with the weak. 
Those whom wish to be 
seen as evil will be seen as strong for driving the blade of 
fear into the soft flesh of the frail. 
Anonymous is to be loved 
and feared equally. Without this contradiction,
 Anonymous is 
nothing – either criminals or hippies. Lulz is the vital blood 
of Anonymous. Through it,
 Anonymous experiences empowerment 
through all of the collective. Fear is necessary for respect. 
Respect is necessary to truly be heard. Justice unites the collective under a single ethical banner. 
Those who see this 
banner are filled with hope and support for Anonymous. 
Hope is 
the tool of change which ignites false promises and illuminates 
minds lost in the darkness of fear. Anonymous give individuals 
strength to speak out, and makes their voices magnified times 
nine-thousand and one. Without justice, 
Anonymous is separated 
and the people, truly lost.We are Anonymous
We are order and chaos. What we protect, we also destroy
We are the snake with no head, whose bite slays kings
We are logic. 
We are animals
Openly just and immeasurable in cruelty
We are without count
We are legion
We do not forgive
We do not forget
Expect us